
MAIDEN VOYAGE WITH DEVILS
AND CHINESE PIRATES
We
voyage This Magic Sea,
bound for destinations of
knowledge
and understanding.
21 deg. 52 min. North Latitude 116 deg. 33 min.
East Longitude
64 Miles South-Southwest of Chia-Tzo Chiao, China
"Rick, there's a fishing boat
following us."
Frederique's words swirl around in my head, pulling me out of a deep
exhausted sleep. I feel the cutter's leisurely roll as we glide along down wind. So
peaceful and quiet. Boat...following. Boat following? I snap awake. Damn!
I scramble up the companionway into the cockpit. The South China Sea
is a calm, deep open ocean blue. Fluffy white clouds loaf along in the clear sky. Freddy
stands at the teak-rimmed steering wheel, an electric blue bathing suit snug over her
petite, shapely body in the golden, early morning sunlight. The sails soar aloft, white
and gleaming, barely filled with the light wind. Still groggy, I almost come out with, "What a lovely day." Not at all the right thing to say when being attacked by
pirates.
A huge, black ugly motorized Junk is bearing down on
us, its bow foam scarcely 100 meters astern. It shimmers with cut-out clarity in the crisp
morning air: all 70 feet of cluttered lines, filth layered gunwales, chaotic fishing gear
and 30 young, mean looking Chinese. A stocky man in a black shirt stands on the bow with a
coiled line and grappling hook. They look as though they intend to ram us, at the very
least.
The utter hopelessness of our position floods my sleepy mind with
adrenaline. Unfortunately, since there is no possibility of running, this has the effect of total
paralysis. My eyes lock onto the coiled line attached to the grapnel. Slowly, my mind
catches up with what my eyes keep trying to show me. The line is old, sun-rotted quarter
inch polypropylene. It won't hold us for a second.
"Freddy, hold your course! Smile and wave!."
"Smile and wave?" she gawks at me as I emerge from the aft
cabin, dancing up and down, grinning like an idiot, yelling, "Hi! Hey there, Old
Buddy!" at the horrifying spectacle of black marauding tonnage bearing down on us.
Freddy, eyes filled with doubt, reluctantly waves and wiggles a few curves.
This seems to defer the ramming plan, and the Junk shudders, slows,
and turns off on a parallel course about 100 feet away. They've got us. We smile and wave
and I yell, "Hi! We'll be right alongside! Yes, Sir! Just a minute, we'll be right
alongside! Here, I'll get a rope for you so you can capture us!"
"Freddy, keep shouting nice things to them, anything. They
probably don't understand English anyway."
The gang of pirates scream at us. Some big meaty paws gesture for us
to come alongside while other ham-like fists bash the air.
I swing down the forward companionway and flip the engine switches.
My hand trembles and sweat pours out of me. "Go go go," I chant to encourage
myself. I grab a coil of brand new, thick nylon dock line from the sail locker and streak
back on deck.
They are right on top of us, still shouting threats and shaking
their fists despite Freddy's friendly waving and smiling. I show them the new, hefty nylon
line with my left hand and hit the ignition switch with my right. "Go! Go! Go!" The diesel coughs, catches and grumbles to life. A few quick words to Freddy and I dash
forward with the rope.
On the foredeck, the Junk towers above me as it closes with us. I
hand signal and shout for them to slow down and stop, then unlimber the rope to throw it.
The character with the black shirt and the grapnel looks nicely confused. He wants to snag
us with the grapnel but I am clearly about to heave him a much better line. The shouting
and fist waving stops. The anger and hate in their faces fades as we smile and laugh like
fools. The helmsman cuts power and drifts closer. He steps out of the wheel house to
watch. Blackshirt hesitantly puts down the grapnel to catch my line. A ripe, putrid fish
stench washes over me. I throw the line and yell, "OKAY Freddy!"
She spins the wheel hard to port, snaps the diesel into forward and
rams the throttle wide open. I stop the line about a foot short of Blackshirt's fingers
and a dozen muscular Chinese arms grasp at thin air. I give them a big grin, shake my head
and point at Freddy. I yell, "We're coming around! We're coming around!" and
make appropriate wide circling gestures with my hand, hoping, really praying, they will
think we actually are circling around for another try. I gesture for them to stay there,
two hands palm down, calming, now a big circle with the arm, two hands held palm towards
them... "Stay there, we're coming around" I smile at their vacant expressions
and scamper back into the cockpit to grab the wheel.
"Sheet her in!" Freddy hauls in the sheet line for the
main and then for the headsail. With the wind on the beam and the engine full ahead we
race off at 8 knots. I glance back. The black fishing junk is still dead in the water with
all hands standing on the port side watching us. Our phony smiles are gone and I sweat and
shake like a leaf. Gradually, it dawns on me I am still chanting "Go, Go, Go,
Go." I stop, take a deep breath, and try to relax.
The pirates stay put an unbelievably long time. Five minutes, six,
seven, eight.
"I can't believe this!" I say to Freddy, "Do you
think they are still waiting for us to circle back?"
"Maybe they're all laughing at the guy in the black shirt
because he fell for our trick, or more likely they are simply confused." she chuckles
nervously, looking back at them.
Moira races on, the engine screaming, the whole stern vibrating, the
sails sheeted in tight.
With a great belch of black smoke, they are after us. Another boat
comes into view on the port side and still another on the starboard side. We are all on a
collision course. When I see the other boats, I remember radio babble in the background
when we were alongside the junk. "I hope there are no members of the fleet ahead of
us." I push the throttle lever harder against the full bore stop.
We crawl across the ocean. The junks are big, slow fishing boats, but if the wind fails..... I check the compass. Due south.
Some maiden voyage. Almost savaged the first time out. A great way
to start an expedition. I look back at the boats. No change. Still coming. This is the
first time I have ever been hunted by humans. It is not a good feeling.
No wonder every form of wildlife on the Planet runs from us. Nothing
in nature is worse than being hunted by a band of human beings. I feel their awareness,
their concentration, their power. Am I in Red Chinese waters? Are they Red Chinese boats?
Vietnamese? From Hong Kong? Taiwanese?
I get out the sextant, take a sun shot, and go below to work out our
position: 21º 42' North 116º 33' East. I enter this in the log book and sit
looking at all the blank pages in Moira's log. This is only the third entry. The last was
when we left Taiwan. The first was written almost two months ago, before we got to Taiwan
to pick up the Moira.
We were aboard the Oriental Esmeralda: a 600 foot long
passenger-freighter bound from San Diego to Kao-shiung, Taiwan. It was night and the ship
had stopped in mid ocean because oysters fouled the heat exchangers and her engines were
overheating. I sat at the small desk in our cabin and, by candle-light, wrote: |